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Marty and Valentine have actually an incredibly successful adventure until the game crashes like one stop away from the roadblock. DEVELOPMENT!

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Another adventure ends in misery, heartbreak and wild flames when Jermaine takes his pied-piper act too far, and Dirk straight up crashes his car into a mob of creatures. Also we played the whole game out of Steam for the first time! STEAM STREAM YEAH

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A bit stop-and-start this week, but we’re covering a bunch of new map features and some other stuff. Lots of stragglers die alone in the wilderness. Mostly mechanics?

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available April 30 on that Steam thing it has all the fancy game modes and two-player and optional 3D stuff yesssss

canabalts steam release is so close i can taste


Canabalt’s Steam release is so close I can taste it. It tastes like APOCALYPSE DUST delish #430

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After many clever moves and noble sacrifices, Bruce and Issac die alone in horrible ways